Rebel Crossfire


When an ostracod is swallowed, it emits a burst of light, making the cardinal fish spit it out.

Ew. Soul. I hate souls.

and this is why gingers are endangered. 


I thought it might be time for a cheerful (kinda?) RvB song for once.


It’s red vs blue, I’m the opposite of you
Though deep down we’re really just the same
It’s been too many years since I sat down and had a beer
And I’m tired of playing these stupid games

We’ve been all around the world
To fight some guy, to chase some girl
Don’t I get to have any fun?
Will I always have to carry my gun?
‘Cause I dream of the day, I’ll get to put my armor away

I once could tell friend from foe
But these days I never know
All my plans are made on the fly
All my days are spent saying goodbye
And as I watch the stakes increase
I hope someday I’ll rest in peace

It’s red Vs blue, me vs you
It’s blue vs red, pretty soon we’ll all be dead